How to get rich!
The fact is The more that you practise, The harder you sweat, The luckier you get.
We’ve had’em Since Eve deceived Adam, But take it from me Execution’s the key.
Just pester A likely Investor. To get what you need You toady to greed.
Go sign it. But first, wine and dine it.
It’s tedious work With a talented jerk.
To win it You gotta be in it.
Just never be late To quit or cut bait.
It’s vanity! Profit is sanity.
Overhead begs To walk on two legs.
The first step?
Just do it And bluff your way through it. Remember to duck!
God speed … and Good Luck!
A great poem by Felix Dennis